Tuesday, November 18, 2014

The IronWolf

The IronWolf is a hybrid between Iron Man and Wolverine. When Iron Man first met Wolverine, they became best friends almost immediately. Iron Man decided to bond the friendship by making a present for Wolverine. With the help of S.H.I.E.L.D, he created an adamantium exoskeleton for Wolverine. Wolverine accepted the present. When he first tried it out, it was just like Iron Man's suit--except for the color--but he soon found out that the suit adapted to his needs. He found one day that he could protrude his claws easily from within the suit--which he couldn't have done before hand--and heal just like he could (He found out about this in a fight with the Hulk). 

He also found the ability to transform into weaponry and create weaponry from the suit. IronWolf became a great asset within the X-Men and the Avengers. He still works for them today.


Powers and Abilities
Mutant Physiology: IronWolf is a mutant who has been given an unbreakable skeleton from Weapon X Program and augmented by Apocalypse. He has also been given an Adamantium suit that enhances his strength as well as giving him some of Iron Man's abilities.
  • Superhuman Strength: His natural strength is augmented by the demand placed on his musculature due to the presence of over 50kg/100 pounds of Adamantium bonded to his skeleton, which also removes the natural limitations of the human skeletal structure by allowing him to lift weights that would damage a human skeleton. His largest amount recorded to have lifted is about 120 tons.
  • Superhumanly Acute Senses: IronWolf possesses superhumanly acute senses that are comparable to those of certain animals. He can see at far greater distances, with perfect clarity, than an ordinary human. 
  • Insulated Weather Adaptation: IronWolf's body is highly resistant to certain elemental extremes, particularly cold, to the extent that he can sleep nude in subarctic conditions with no apparent injury.
  • Animal Empathy: IronWolf has the ability to sense the emotional state of animals on a basic level such as fear, anger, happiness or pain. He can even communicate with them to make the animal aware of his actions and or his intent.
  • Adamantium Poisoning ImmunityBone Claws: IronWolf's skeleton includes six retractable 12-inch long bone claws, three in each arm, that are housed beneath the skin and muscle of his forearms. 
  • Flight: The armor can typically reach speeds of Mach 10 has been recently depicted as able to reach orbital escape velocities and up to speeds that can outrun black holes. 
  • Power Cells: His armor is powered by a combination of solar converters, electrical batteries and an on-board generator that uses beta particle absorption as a fuel soul. 
  • Energy Conversion Power Recharge: The armor is also able to absorb and convert nearby or far away energy sources, such as heat, solar, electrical, magnetic, geo-thermal or kinetic energy or energy from the planet itself into electricity, or even drain energy directly into the batteries for recharge.
  • Self-Contained Life-Support System & Environmental Protection: The armor can be completely sealed for operations in vacuum or underwater, providing its own life support.
  • Magnetism: The armor can generate magnetic fields to pull or push metal objects at will.
  • Anti-Magnetism: The armor Logan has to negate the effects of magnetism on it. This skill is used often to be immune to the powers of Magneto. 
  • Onboard Computer: The armor has an internal on board computer operating system that aids Logan in providing strategies, background information on opponents, surroundings, the status of the suit, and prevents a lock on from targeting systems.
  • Sensor Array: Known sensors include radar/lidar, night vision, and physiological/medical scanners that allow Logan to take and monitor the vitals of other people, including heart and brain scans. 
  • Override: When required, armor systems including strength amplification, durability amplification, and repulsor intensity can be greatly increased, by bypassing safety circuits and limiters.
     

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The Dark Avengers pt 3 The Beginning of Evil and a Second Generation

Keifer looked over at his date, Gwen. She looked back at him shyly. Parker sat next to them with his date, Mary Jane. They all ate dinner together at Parker's dining table. May Parker (Peter's aunt) set all of the plates down on the table. Keifer thanked her graciously. She smiled and left. They all ate in silence until they finished. Keifer started sweating after Parker finished up his last bites.

"Are you okay, Keifer?" Gwen asked
Keifer nodded and helped her up from her chair. He thanked Parker for letting them use his dining table for their date. Parker laughed and replied wittily.
"It was used for my date as well. I'm glad you enjoyed it."
Keifer smiled weakly. He guided Gwen outside, and drove her home. He led her to her doorstep and knelt down before her. He pulled a ring from his pocket and asked her to marry him. She jumped up and down and finally accepted.

The marriage was set a month afterwards. 10 months after the proposal, they had a baby.
"Let's name him..." Gwen thought for a moment, "Eldoris."
Keifer disagreed, but his wife had called naming the baby. He decided to shorten the name to Doris. Doris grew to be 6, and Keifer had a job at OsCorp again. He was confronted by Harry. Keifer gulped as Harry invited Keifer into his office. Keifer felt like he was in Elementary School again as Harry beat on him in the goblin suit.
The next night, instead of working on what he was supposed to be working on, he worked on a flexible adamantium suit. When he finally perfected it, the beatings didn't hurt anymore. Gabriel gave him beatings as well.

Pretty soon, the green goblin, American Son, and Silver Spiderman were all worst enemies. Keifer went home one day, said good bye to his wife and son, and left forever. He joined the Dark Avengers, and they nominated him as their leader, despite not knowing him very well. He led well, and eventually merged with the void. He destroyed Sentry, and set his mind on destroying Harry and Gabriel. He finally succeeded, but became severely ill. He got closer to the Void, and it sucked him in. Finally, he died.
***
Eldoris gazed at his father's grave, and then at his mother's. He watched as the coffin was lowered into the ground, never to be seen again. He felt a tear run down his cheek. He had never really known his father for very long, but he had known him at one point. He remembered his father as a very loving person. When he started working for OsCorp, he started coming home looking more and more tired. Finally, he came back home, packed up, and said good bye. Eldoris still heard the door close behind his father as he left. He had heard from Steve Rogers, that his father had gotten too close to the void and was destroyed. 

Eldoris smiled at the thought of Steve. He had been acting as a father to him ever since his mother had died. Eldoris had just turned 16 a few days ago, and Steve threw him a huge party. He had gotten an autograph from nearly all of the Avengers Including Steve and Bucky. Bucky had become best buddies with Eldoris, seeing that they at least looked about the same age. Bucky had told him that he should have been older than Steve, but getting his bionic arm had somehow slowed his aging process. He was really about the same age as Steve. Eldoris had ignored the fact, and become good friends with Bucky.

Despite having so much fun, and having a good guardian, Eldoris didn't want to live without a living parent. He got into his car and left the funeral before it had ended. He made it to a tall skyscraper and went to the top floor. He strode over to the edge and closed his eyes. He let out a deep breath and jumped off the building. Luckily, no one had noticed it... until he slung a web. Eldoris held his arms up in the air as he fell. He felt the cool, Brooklyn breeze against his face. He felt as if he was close to the ground, so he said a quick prayer. That's when he suddenly jerked to a stop. He opened his eyes to see that he was swinging forward into another building. He looked up to see a thick, white line protruding from his wrist. He held on tightly until he felt he need to swing another one. Within minutes, he became an expert on Web Slinging. He swung through the city with ease. He finally decided to stop at Steve's house. He slung a new web as he headed home.

He landed at the doorstep smiling. Once he opened the door, Steve looked up from a magazine he was holding. He looked past Eldoris outside.
"Where's the car?" he asked, frowning
"Oh it's at one of those buildings," Eldoris replied
"Did you hitch a ride home?"
"No."
"Then how in the heck did you get home?"
Eldoris smiled mischievously.
"I swung," he responded
"You mean to say you swung on one of them bungee cord thingy's all the way from a skyscraper?"
"No."
"Then what the flip did ya do?"
"I slung webs."
"You mean like Spiderman?"
"No. Like my father."
"They swung webs differently?"
"No, my father just had stronger webbing. And Spiderman doesn't have organic webbing."
"Well it's about time."
"About time for what?"
Steve got up and led Eldoris to a wall.
"Okay. It's a wall," he said, confused 
"Not just any wall," Steve replied
He kicked it hard, and it came out. Hanging up inside, was a silver suit looking almost like Spiderman's. Eldoris walked slowly into the closet and opened the glass case that was holding the suit.
"Was this in his will?" he whispered only loud enough for Steve to hear
"Yes son. He wanted S.H.I.E.L.D to give his whole set of suits to you. That one is just his original. The one he was wearing when he merged with the void was destroyed. We couldn't recover all the pieces."
Eldoris nodded. 
"Eldoris--" started Steve
"I'm not Eldoris anymore," Eldoris cut him off, "I'm Doris now, in honor of my father."
Steve smiled.
"Doris then."
"Yes?"
"Try the flippin' thing on."
Doris laughed.
"Alright."
He ran into the bathroom to change.
***
These have been the records of Keifer Antonio, and Eldoris/Doris Antonio.

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Monday, November 3, 2014

Ewmew Fudd (Elmer Fudd)

Elmer Fudd is the offspring of... well we don't really know. What we do know, is that he's known for loving Wabbit season. He has a disorder that makes his R's sound like W's. Other than that, there's really not much known about him....

Powers and Abilities

  • Kill The Wabbit!: As stated above, Ewmew Fudd... or I mean Elmer Fudd is widely known for his ability to kill the Wabbit... I mean rabbit.
  • Hunter stealth: Ewmew... I mean Elmer Fudd is also known for his inhuman stealth. As he always says: "Sshh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting Wabbits...." I mean: "Sshh. Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits."


Equipment

  • Extremely large Hunting Rifle: As far as I'm concerned, no one knows how he got the thing. He just uses it to kill Wabbits... I mean Rabbits.


Weaknesses

  • As far as I'm concerned, he's a toon. You can't kill him. 



(P.S. This post is a joke. Do not take it seriously.... I'm serious. Don't.)

Scary Superman

Well this is one way to make Superman look scary.



















And this is another. Not as scary but still kind of creepy.















Well this is what you can do with halloweenify. Get creeped.