Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Rise of the Symbiotes pt 5

Gold Venom sneaked into the containment chambers. It carefully slipped passed the guards, and slid into the Abomination's cell. 
"Who's there?" a deep voice said
"It is I. Gold Venom. I am here to extract your blood," Gold Venom replied
"Why do you need it?"
"It will just be about 5 tablespoons of it. I need it to help Kazacar create a cure for you."
"How do I know that this isn't really a trick? Just to get my blood for another reason?"
"I swear on my strength that this isn't a trick. I have sneaked in here so I can help Kazacar create a cure for you."
"How did he get the cure this time?"
"I scanned a vial and got the recipe for him."
After some reluctance, the Abomination gave in. Gold Venom pushed itself into him, and extracted the blood. It took about 3 minutes to extract all 5 tablespoons from him. Afterwards, he looked tired.
"That," he said panting, "Felt like donating a lot of plasma."
Gold Venom chuckled and slipped out of the cell and into the hall.

***
Draco waited anxiously for Gold Venom to appear with the blood. Finally, he heard a knock. He opened the door and found Gold Venom standing there. He quickly ushered it in.
"Where's the blood?" he asked 
"Inside my veins. It will take a little while to separate it from my blood and take it out," Gold Venom answered
About 5 minutes later, it had put all of the blood into the vial. Draco quickly mixed it up.
"Can you sneak it back in?" he asked
"Indeed," Gold Venom replied
Draco watched through a camera as Gold Venom easily slipped past guards and through cells. It finally made it to the Abomination's cell. He watched as the Abomination drank the liquid. His skin started bubbling and it turned into human skin. He shrank... a lot. Then his facial features changed. He had once again become Emil Blonsky.


***
Emil looked at his very large underpants and smiled. He was himself again. One of the guards saw him in there.
"Oi!" the guard exclaimed, "What are you doin' in there eh?"
"I was put in here by mistake," Emil said, "Someone mistook me for a superhuman and I got locked up in here. I just stole some drugs."
"Well that's roit good," the guard said unlocking the door and letting him out
"Oi don't see why they would think you was a superhuman."
'I know. Right? Ha!"
"I'll report this to Fury roit away! Meanwhile, you can find someplace to wait."
"Do you know where Draco Kazacar's room is?"
"Yep. It's roit outside around the corner, and to the left. You'll see a door roit there the says "Keep Out". And Oi suggest you listen to it. That man's got a nasty temper he does."
Emil followed the guard's instructions, and found Draco's room. He knocked on the door and Draco immediately opened it and pulled Emil inside.
"Wow," Emil said, "Nice door. That's something that even I couldn't break."
Draco nodded sadly.
"I can break it though," he replied, "If I go wacko during a fight, then I'll be nearly unstoppable."
"Hey. It was the same with me before the Blue Hulk was created," Emil comforted
"Yeah, well you enjoyed it. And I'm different now. I'm much stronger than before."
"What are you talking about? What happened to you?"
"I fought my way out of the Multi-Venom, and received 500 more tons of strength once I got out. I can now lift 1000 tons. 2,000,000 pounds."
"Two-Million pounds? Wow! I would love to be you right now. Of course, I would hunger for more strength after that, and only use it for evil. So I'm glad I don't have your strength. Man. Our strength combined could defeat many enemies. We could even defeat Thor!"
"Oh, um about that..."
"What?"
"Thor can only lift 10 tons now."
"Oh."
"Well, thanks for letting me out."
Emil stood up and walked out the door.


***
Victor Vance dueled with both of Thor's clones. Thorsten and Thurman. He slung a web and dodged as Thorsten swung the regular stone hammer at him. Stark and the repairmen were fixing the cloning machine. It had managed to clone Thor, but not his hammer, Mjolnir. It had broken down, and both of the clones had gone mad searching for their hammers. They had also cloned Blue Hulk and came out with Gravage Hulk and Maestro. Gravage Hulk had taken the name Maximus Romulus. He had a slight Italian accent. Maestro had taken the name Blaine Ryder. 

Victor hooked Thurman in the face as he swung by. These two trusted him. Unlike Fury. Thorsten brought the hammer to a certain sensitive part of his body. Victor crouched down in pain as Thorsten and Thurman walked up swinging their hammers. Luckily for Victor, he had an accelerated healing factor. He quickly healed and kicked Thurman in the same spot. Thurman didn't even flinch. The clones kept advancing on him. Then he covered them in webs. He didn't think it would work, but at least it would buy him a little more time.

Both of the clones struggled to get the webbing off as Victor knocked them to the ground. Apparently, his webbing was way stronger than Parker's. As he landed, he took the webbing off of them and took their hammers.
"I win," Victor said, smiling
He helped them up and they grinned back at him.
"Good duel against an amazing fighter," Thurman said, "Isn't that right Thorsten?"
Thorsten grunted.
"Ah, the language of Thorsten grunt. Amazing is it not?" Victor said jokingly
Thorsten grunted again and everyone laughed.

***


Thor sniffed. His strength had gone from all the way up to 70 tons, to just 10. And he still looked ripped. Alec had even called him "Tank". What an insult. Tanks could only hold about 3 tons. Even in Warrior mode, he could only lift his old 70 tons. He spat on the ground. He had decided he was the most useless person on the team. He was going to go back to Asgard... forever.

He jumped out of the Quinjet and landed in the rainbow gate on earth. He called upon Heimdall to bring him back. Heimdall heard his call and brought him to Asgard.


***
Blue Hulk took on the Abomination, Maestro, Gravage Hulk, and Grey Hulk all at once. 620 tons against 1000? Piffle. It was ridiculous. All 5 Gamma monsters had Adamantium and Vibranium armor and swords or Axes. Maestro had Brass knuckles that were actually made of Vibranium. The Abomination had a Battleaxe with a mixture of Adamantium and Vibranium. Gravage Hulk preferred his fists, so he had Brass knuckles too. Grey Hulk had a Broadsword made of Adamantium. All of them had Vibranium armor covering them from head to toe. Blue Hulk narrowly dodged a blow from Maestro and Gravage Hulk. He knocked Grey Hulk down with his toe. He punched Gravage Hulk back into the Adamantium and Vibranium wall.

The Abomination had army training so he was harder to fight. Blue Hulk spent 15 minutes just against him and Maestro. Maestro was hard because he had trained himself his own fighting style. Apparently, that was what Draco was gonna do in the future. He ducked when Blaine threw a hook at him. He socked Blaine back in the face and he flew back into the wall, making the room shake when he hit it. He kicked Grey Hulk into the wall as well, making a smaller shake in the room. He now only had the Abomination to fight. They circled each other. Then Blue Hulk sent a radiation wave. The Abomination flew back into the wall. All of the Gamma Monsters grinned and turned back into humans. Maestro did it first, and turned into Blaine Ryder. Then Gravage Hulk turned into Maximus Romulus. After that was Grey Hulk and Nero Stryker, then the Abomination and Emil Blonsky. After all the other Gamma Monsters had turned back into humans, Blue Hulk turned back into Draco Kazacar.

He helped all of the other Gamma Monsters up, and shook their hands. Gold Venom and Red Venom burst into the room immediately.
"We have good news," Gold Venom said
"What is it?" Maximus asked
"We've found the Multi-Venom, and we're about to attack."

***
These have been the records of; Gold Venom, Draco Kazacar, Emil Blonsky, Victor Vance, Thor,  and Blue Hulk.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Rise of the Symbiotes pt3

Gold Venom walked to Draco's bed chambers. It was very excited. Kazacar had snuck the antidote into the Abomination's cell, but it turned out that S.H.I.E.L.D had given him a fake antidote. Gold Venom had scanned the real antidote, and was on its way to tell Kazacar the recipe. It walked as fast as it could to get to his bed chambers(Which for humans, was faster than running speed). When it made it there, it knocked hard. Draco answered the door.
"What do you want?" Draco asked wearily
"I have the recipe for the antidote," Gold Venom replied
Kazacar suddenly seemed more awake. Why were humans ever tired at all? He ushered it in and slammed the door behind him.
"How do I know this isn't another test?" Draco asked suspiciously
"I swear on my life that S.H.I.E.L.D knows nothing about it. I only told Stryker and Parker," Gold Venom replied proudly
"Hmm, Parker might tell them."
"I made him swear on his life that he wouldn't tell the agency a word about it."
"Good. What's the recipe?"
"First, you need to make some gamma liquid."

"Ah! I have some in the cabinet. How much do I need?"
"2 teaspoons."
It watched as he put the liquid in a big vial.
"Now what?"
"Now 6 teaspoons of Mercury."
Kazacar followed.
"23 tablespoons of Bromine, and Cesium. And 1 tablespoon of liquid vibranium."
Kazacar mixed the ingredients.
"Is that it?"
"No. You need the rest of the vial filled with the host's blood."
Draco's face fell.
"How am I going to do that?"
"That's where I come in. I will extract 5 tablespoons of blood from him, and bring it to you."
"You can extract blood?"
"With effort, yes."
Draco smiled.
"Let's go for it."


***
Multi-Venom kill. Hulk Smash! Let's blast them! Blast everyone! Ram them! Summon lightning down upon them! All of these voices were giving Multi-Venom a headache. That was the reason he had gotten rid of Bugman. Bugman had fought his way out. Multi-Venom retained most of his powers, but his strength was gone. Bugman had only given him an excess of 20 tons of strength, though, so it wasn't much of a loss. He still hungered for strength, however, so he searched for others to take over. He had seen the Blue one. That one had lots of strength. That would satisfy his hunger. He ran to the quinjet, and camouflaged. He was nearly invisible now. He made his way to the Blue man's chambers, and went into goo form. He slipped under the door, and into the room. The Blue man seemed to be working on some kind of liquid. He needed the blue man to go into his blue man form. 

He punched him. A heavy sock in the face. The Blue man seemed astonished. Multi-Venom got ready. Waiting for the right moment.

***
Draco looked around for the attacker. Then he saw the outline of something like venom. He turned into Blue Hulk and attacked. He socked it in the face as well. Then he pulled out his adamantium swords and sliced it in half. It re-grew its other half. It wasn't invisible anymore. He didn't know why it had come into his chambers, but he didn't think it was a good reason. Then he realized that he had made a mistake by turning into Blue Hulk. That was the whole reason Multi-Venom had come. Blue Hulk was overcome by darkness. He could see again, and he felt evil. No! He wasn't evil! Yes. He was evil. I am not evil! I will fight! I will win! I cannot be overcome! I will not fight. I feel good. I feel powe... NO!
Blue Hulk broke free of Multi-Venom's grasp. He stomped it on the ground, but it broke loose and ran. 
"EVERYONE!" Blue Hulk yelled, "THE MULTI-VENOM IS HERE! STOP IT FROM GETTING OUT THE DOOR!"
As ordered, Gold Venom, and Red Venom stood at the door, blocking it. Multi-Venom went into goo-form, and slithered past them. They ran for it, but it was too fast. They had lost it. They had failed.

***

"Amazing!" Dr. Lang exclaimed 
"What is it?" Blue Hulk asked
"After fighting your way out of Multi-Venom, you received 500 tons of strength from it! This means that the Multi-Venom might have lost the amount of strength that you received. And we might have a greater chance against him."
"I can lift 1000 tons now?"
"Yes, and you retained the ability of Spider sense! To a weaker degree than Spiderman or the symbiotes, but still, its a start. It turns out that Parker regained the ability to sling webs again, and he gained 70 tons of strength! This is amazing! The others haven't managed to get out, but I think that once they do, that they'll retain some of his powers as well."
Soon enough, Thor appeared in the Quinjet.
"How did you get out?" Draco asked
"I just did," Thor replied, "I felt evil for one second, and free the next. I also felt weaker once I was free."
"Do you think we should bring you to Dr. Lang?"
"I hate to say it, but I think so."
Draco escorted him to Lang's office. Lang quickly sat him down. He started looking at the X-rays and gulped.
"What is it?" Thor asked, "What happened to me?"
"Unfortunately, you have lost the majority of your strength and can only lift 10 tons," Dr. Lang answered with effort
Thor stared at him for a long time, and walked away.
Draco was the most powerful Avenger now.


These have been the records of Gold Venom, Multi-Venom, Draco Kazacar, and Blue Hulk.


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Monday, July 21, 2014

Rise of the Symbiotes pt 2

"I am..." the new Symbiote thought for a moment, "Red Venom." 
Men all over the room started running and screaming. The new Symbiote had the same mindset as their most recent hosts, who still sat on the ground wide eyed. Red Venom chuckled.
"I looked funny, no?" its accent was Spanish, which was strange, because neither of the previous Symbiotes had had a Spanish host. However, Venom had had a daughter who had taken a Spanish lady called  Donna Diego. It decided to seek her out first. It ran faster than the speed of light, and easily tracked all of its offspring, bringing them to the Quinjet.

Fury seemed impressed.
"How did you get them all that fast?"
"I used my new-found speed."
"Your new-found speed? Hold on. How come you're red?"
"I am now, the Red Venom Symbiote. I am stronger, faster, smarter, and better altogether. I even have an immunity to my previous weaknesses."
"Uh huh. How did this happen? And where is your son? I ordered them to let him go."
Red Venom chuckled again.
"I am Carnage. We accidentally bonded with each other while embracing, and we created the Red Venom. Don't worry, I still think the same as our previous hosts. The evil parts of us want to rebel against you. But our good parts overpower the evil parts."
Fury looked surprised.
"Well, welcome to the team."
"Thank you," Red Venom answered


***
Nero yawned during the class. At the same time, Draco yawned. This was noticeable, and the teacher glared.
"And why do you yawn during a class?" the teacher asked
"Because you've already taught us this stuff. It gets kind of boring when you tell it to us again," Nero answered simply
"No!" the teacher scolded, giving a good whack to both of them with her invisible yard stick, "Fury told me to check if you remembered these things."
"Ow!" Nero and Draco said at the same time
"Then why am I here?" Draco asked
The teacher held her mouth open to say something, but she couldn't seem to get it out.
"Now you wouldn't want us to get angry, would you? Because, even though you could hold Nero and Bruce off, you couldn't hold me off, even by myself. I overpower most Gamma Monsters and Symbiotes," Draco said, scowling
Then, the teacher got them both angry. That was a bad idea. Soon, there was no teacher at all. Fury lived up to his name. He got furious.
"Why in the world would you attack the teacher! An even better question would be why would you kill the teacher!"
"She deserved it," Grey Hulk replied, "Besides, she got us angry. And neither of us can control ourselves when we get angry. Oh, to change the subject. Can you get me some of those pants that Draco has? You know, the ones that shrink down with him?"
Blue Hulk snickered, and Fury relaxed. 
"Fine, you can have one of those pairs of pants," Fury said, scowling once more, "But don't expect it to look good."
"Oh, I'll tinker with it."
Blue Hulk shrank back down to Draco. Grey Hulk looked at him with envy. 
"I wish I could turn back into Nero by will."
"Why don't you try?" Draco asked
Grey Hulk thought for a moment. 
"You know, I think I should try now."
"Good Idea. Just picture yourself, or picture me without the scar and with glasses, and with your clothes on."
Grey Hulk did just that. Soon, he found himself without clothes. Right on queue, the Black Spiderman came in with a pair of jeans.
"Fury sent me, because Parker hasn't gotten back yet. Oh, it looks like I came right on time."
"Yep," Draco and Nero said at the same time, and then laughed.

***
Black Spiderman/Venom walked away as Nero put his clothes on. How come Fury didn't trust him now? Just because he was a clone? He trusted the Iron Spider clone. He didn't seem to believe that he was in complete control of the Symbiote. He had proven to him, that he was in control. He still didn't believe him. He even showed him by doing a minor mission for him. Red Venom had assured him that Fury would trust him soon, but it hadn't happened yet. Black Spiderman had taken the name Victor Vance, and the Iron Spider had taken the name Alec Osias. Victor had taken a liking to Alec, but Parker seemed very rude because he was the original. Nero had said the same thing happened with Draco, but they became friends easily. Bruce had done the same thing. They all had the same favorite meals, and they always laughed and talked together. That made Victor wonder where Parker was. He had been on the mission for 3 days now. That was the limit. If he didn't contact them, or come back, they would go looking for him and the rest of the Avengers.

Fury had said he was going to have Nero go into the cloning machine so he could test whether it worked on clones, too. Then he was going to have Alec go in. Victor didn't want to hate Alec, but he couldn't help it when Fury was only letting him do everything. Victor tried to think of happy things, but he couldn't, he went to bed with a bad attitude.
***
Red Venom was going into labor. It sounded weird, but Red Venom was neither boy nor girl. It was an it. It pushed the offspring out as hard as it could. A golden version of it emerged. Rather than having a spider on its chest, it had something else. The new Symbiote quickly grew to adult size.
"Hello, father," the new Symbiote said
"What should I name you?" Red Venom asked
"Gold Venom, mother. I would love to know where I am."
"You are in the Quinjet. You will devote your life to the Avengers as I have. I feel you are stronger than me, and able to be defeated by only one person."
"And who would that be, father?"
"I mustn't tell you, because I fear you would kill him, although he is nearly unbeatable. His only weakness is made of something he wears and uses. I know your weakness, and will tell him to carry it with him at all times. You will find who it is soon."
"Yes, mother. I swear myself to the Avengers, and will do whatever they say. If I break this oath, I will allow them to kill me."
"Good. I have done the same. Fury trusts me, but the Avengers do not so much, because I am no longer Venom or Carnage, but both." 
"I feel that another Symbiote roams. A man-made one. It is very powerful, and stronger than you and I combined. It has overtaken a man named Spiderman, a man named Hulk, a man named Captain America, a man named Thor, and a man named Iron Man."
"Thank you for giving me this input. I sensed this too, but I couldn't figure out who it had overtaken."
"Anything for you, father."


***
Gold Venom didn't get why anyone would want to kill anyone as nice as Draco Kazacar and Nick Fury. Nero Stryker was nice, but he lost his temper a lot more. It hadn't met Bruce Banner yet, but it had been told that he lost his temper a lot more often than Nero. Gold Venom was glad it had sworn itself to them. They were good people, and they deserved it. Fury lost his temper sometimes as well. He didn't do it quite as much as Nero and apparently, Bruce. It had met two different versions of Iron Man, one being the Thorbuster, and the other being the Hulkbuster. Gold Venom had found that its weakness was gold. Strange, because it was gold, and was very durable. It was made of very flexible gold. It felt disturbing that the Blue Hulk/Draco Kazacar held its weakness with him at all times. They were going to send Gold Venom, Red Venom, and Blue Hulk on a major mission. They were to track down the new Symbiote that they now knew as the Multi-Venom symbiote. Gold Venom knew that they couldn't do it themselves. It just knew


***
These have been the records of Red Venom, Nero Stryker, Grey Hulk, Victor Vance, and Gold Venom.

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Thursday, July 10, 2014

Rise of the Symbiotes pt 1

Venom crept silently toward the Quinjet. He was beginning his training as an Avenger, but they didn't know that. The only one that knew was Nick Fury Jr. The man was very good at keeping secrets. He sneaked under the Quinjet, and slipped through the door. Immediately, the alarm went off. All of the Avengers (including the Blue Hulk) rushed to the entrance. Even some of the Agents such as Phil Coulson ran to the Avengers' aid. The battle was quickly won, when Blue Hulk emitted a supersonic wave.

Venom covered his ears, and waited for Fury to appear. Finally, after Venom almost gave in, Fury burst into the room, and told Blue Hulk to stop.
"This was a test," he announced after Blue Hulk had stopped
"What? I'm sorry, did I mishear you? Did you say that this was a test? For us?" Parker asked
"No, I said that this was a test for Venom. He passed, and will become one of the Avengers."
"What?! How do we know we can trust him? How do we know this isn't just an opportunity to kill us off one by one? How do we know if you haven't been overtaken by someone evil? How d...."
He was cut off by Stark.
"I believe him, and I have the largest mind here."
"Hey!" Blue Hulk said
"Besides Kazacar," Stark said, rolling his eyes
"I agree with Stark," Blue Hulk piped in, "My mind has a mind-span as large as his, and Fury getting controlled by someone doesn't go with his mind. I've told my friend, Dr. Strange to do it himself, and he couldn't get a hold of his mind. It's virtually impossible. Oh, and sorry Fury."
"That's OK, because it didn't happen, and you proved a point to everyone else."

Venom had a feeling it was going to be hard to get them to trust his offspring.

***
Cletus had heard his father had just joined the Avengers. Now he would join up with him. Parker came to his cell.
"Are you enjoying your time in there?" he asked, "Because I can make it comfier for you."
"No, I'm fine," Cletus said
"I wish they would let you and the Abomination out. You saved the day."
"Humph. They said they would let me out soon, but they didn't. I think now that my father is here, they'll let me out. But they have to test him some more. So they can get to trust him. I know he can do it."
Parker smiled.
"Yeah, I'll make sure that happens."
Peter left the room, and Carnage smiled. Peter really cared about him. He would make sure he saved his life again sometime.

***
They had finally sent Draco on a bigger mission. He had found out that killing his son, and collecting those files hadn't been so minor. He kept begging the S.H.I.E.L.D Agency to give him another dose of that liquid so he could study it, and make some of his own. They had finally said that if he went on a bigger mission for them, by himself, then he could study a dose of it. He was supposed to track down the other Symbiotes one by one. He had been told that there was one at the life foundation place. He ran all the way there in just about 2 minutes. He knocked on the door, and a blonde woman in a white coat answered the door. 

Draco held up his badge.
"S.H.I.E.L.D Agency. I'm here for a Symbiote."
The lady smiled.
"It's not finished yet, but you can come watch it as it is finished. We're almost done."
Draco was confused, but he went inside. A pile of black goo stood on a table. 
"Thank you," Draco said
He immediately left, and turned into Blue Hulk.
He ran to the Quinjet, and walked in. Fury stood there, arms crossed.
"Where's the Symbiote?" Fury asked
"I couldn't find one. I only found a man-made pile of goo. They said it was a Symbiote, but it didn't look like it to me."
"People were trying to create a Symbiote?"
"Yep?"
"Humph. Good luck with that. Oh, Blue Hulk."
"Yes?"
"I need you to test something for me. Are you OK with that?"
"Yeah, I'm fine with that."
"Stark made a cloner. It will clone you, but it searches your mind for former selves. Once it finds 2, it will clone you, and give you those forms as well."
"Sounds interesting. Where is it?"
Fury led him down the hall, and to a large machine in Stark's room.
"I think we should take it out of the Quinjet first, just in case it blows up or something," Stark said
"OK," Blue Hulk said
He lifted the machine, and brought it outside. When he set it down, he got inside.
"What do I do now?"
"Just stay right there," Stark said

Stark pressed a button on the machine. A Vibranium door slid in front of him, and little robot arms grabbed his head. He felt searing pain in his head. More robot arms held him so he wouldn't try to break out. The image of a Green Hulk flashed in his mind. After that the image of a grey one flashed too. He looked to the side, and saw his reflection. Wait, that wasn't his reflection. That was the Green Scar. Next to it was a Grey version. Jeez, he changed colors a lot.

Finally, the pain stopped. The Vibranium door slid open, and he fell. 

***
"Where Hulk!" Hulk screamed
"Um, you're at the Quinjet," a grey version of him said
"Hulk not at Quinjet! Hulk angry! Hulk Smash!
He then proceeded to smash the Grey Hulk, who surprisingly blocked, but he was struggling. Then he saw Stark picking up a blue version of him.
"Why Hulk Blue and Grey! Hulk supposed to be Green! Hulk don't like Blue Hulk and Grey Hulk! Hulk hate Tin man!"
He tried to smash the Blue Hulk, but he blocked, and started pushing. Hulk couldn't hold him off! Puny Banner was holding back his true potential. Blue Hulk roared at the same time as Hulk. Hulk punched him into the quinjet, but he started glowing, and stopped before he got there. He started flying towards him. Why couldn't Hulk do that? Blue Hulk threw the light at Hulk, and Hulk flew back. Someone stabbed something into him, and he passed out.
***
Grey Hulk stared at Blue Hulk blankly.
"Hey, I didn't attack anyone, I just stopped Hulk in self defense."
Blue Hulk snarled, and walked away. Grey Hulk gulped. That guy was stronger than even the Hulk was. And the Hulk could lift 150 tons. This guy had to be able to lift at least 500 tons to be able to hold him off that easily. Grey Hulk backed away, and went to talk to Fury.
"Hey, Fury," Grey Hulk whispered, "Where did this Blue Hulk come from?"
"Hmph. The question should where you came from. And the answer to that would be that cloning machine," he said, pointing at the machine that he had come out of
Grey Hulk snorted.
"You cloned me?"
"No. We cloned him," he corrected, now pointing at the Blue version of him
"The Blue Hulk? How could I be cloned from him? My strength is not even close to his. In order to defeat the Hulk that easily, he would have to be able to lift at least 500 tons. Even so, I think his Bruce Banner is holding back his full potential."
"That's good to know. Oh, and his name is Draco Kazacar. Bruce Banner is dead. Blue Hulk get's touchy when you talk about his old life," he whispered the last part
Grey Hulk watched as Blue Hulk shrunk down to human size while he was getting in the Quinjet. His pants shrunk down with him. Parker handed him a purple shirt and white suit coat. That was not his style. This guy was totally different than Bruce Banner. He had a good reason to name himself Draco Kazacar. 

There was one piece of clothing that was the same, though. It was the shirt. Banner enjoyed wearing purple shirts and brown tuxedos. Draco didn't wear glasses, however, and that was another way he was different. Grey Hulk sighed. He would find a way to live with it. Somehow....

***
Bruce sat on his bed in his new chambers. He had to share a room with both of the other Hulks. And of course Blue Hulk got to keep the original bed, and he and Grey Hulk had a bunk bed. Draco came into the room. At first, he seemed surprised that Bruce was in there, but then he just scowled. Grey Hulk had elected to change his name. He had changed it to Nero Stryker. It sounded fitting. Nero meant powerful, and Stryker sounded cool. Of course, Draco Kazacar just sounded threatening. Who would have thought that the last 3 Gamma monsters in the world shared the same room. Draco Kazacar, Nero Stryker, and Bruce Banner. The only way to tell the difference between them, was their clothes. Draco always wore a white tuxedo, purple shirt, and black tie. Nero probably purposely changed his style. He wore a purple T-shirt and jeans. Bruce wore a brown tuxedo, a purple shirt, and no tie. 

Of course, you could also tell it was Draco, because he had a large scar on his face, and because he didn't wear glasses. Whereas, Bruce and Nero both wore glasses, and didn't have any scars. And then you could also tell which Hulk was which. Even they had different names. Blue Hulk, Grey Hulk, and Hulk/Green Scar.

Bruce got up, and walked over to Draco.
"Hey, uh, I understand you don't like me, but can we be friends? Because I don't want to share a room with someone who doesn't like me. It kind of creeps me out," Bruce said
Draco snorted.
"Do I think I care about what creeps you out? Deal with it, clone," Draco replied
Bruce flinched. There was that word again. Clone, ugh.
"Look, I know you don't really care about me because I'm a..." he struggled to get the word out for a moment, "Clone," he finally said
"But can I get you something to eat?"
Draco looked up, clearly confused. 
"What did you just say?" he asked
"I asked if I could get something for you to eat."
Draco showed a hint of a smile, and then it went back to normal.
"Fine."
"Oh, and just to make sure what you like, would you like some grapes, a cheeseburger with pickles, and chocolate milk?"
Draco looked surprised.
"That's exactly what I eat for lunch every day."
"Well, then we have something else in common."
Draco smiled for real.
"Yeah."
***
Hulk followed Bugman into the puny doorway. Bugman was following Tin Man, And Tin Man was following Shield Man. Hulk smashed the door in, and they walked in the ghostly place. It was like a ghost town. But that didn't scare Hulk. Hulk was awesome. Hulk was cool. Hulk was Smash. Suddenly, Hulk saw a piece of goo slithering across the floor.
"Hulk Smash!" he screamed as he started smashing the piece of goo
Bugman and Shield Man held him back. Tin Man stood in front of him.
"Hulk see piece of goo move!"
"You saw what?" Bugman asked
"Hulk see piece of goo move!" Hulk repeated
"That sounds a lot like Venom," Bugman said
Shield Man and Bugman let him go, and Tin Man got out from in front of him.
"Where is it?" Tin Man asked
"Hulk can't see it anymore! Hulk look for it!"
Hulk started searching for it. He caught a glimpse of black next to the desk. 
"Hulk see it! Hulk smash!"
He smashed where it was, but it wasn't there anymore.
"Where black goo go! Hulk smash it!"
Something fell on his head. try as he might, he couldn't get it off. It covered his face, and his arms. He couldn't move inside of it. it finally covered his feet, and he could see again. There was Bugman and Tin Man. He hated them. Where was Shield Man? Something hit him in the head. He turned around, and found Shield Man. Hulk overtook Tin Man next. Then Shield Man. It was a little harder to take Bugman/Spiderman. Wait a minute. When did he start calling Bugman Spiderman? Oh well. He was more powerful than ever now. He would take the name, Multi-Venom! That was a good name. Yes. He went out the door, and out into the world.

***
Venom's son was finally being let go! Carnage smiled at his father as he was let go.  The men who had let him go looked very scared. He did not harm them, which was surprising, because carnage used to be the most evil of his offspring. Of course, when Hybrid was created, he was the most evil. Carnage didn't harm a single human. He ran to Venom, and gave him a hug. When that happened, Venom felt the bonding process start. Uh oh. As Carnage bonded with him, their hosts were spit out. Cletus Kasady sat stark naked on the ground along with Normie Osborn. Carnage and Venom bonded not being able to do anything about it. When the bonding process had finished, they still looked like Venom, but they were red. 
"I am..." Venom/Carnage thought for a moment, "Red Venom."

***
These have been the records of Venom, Draco Kazacar, Blue Hulk, Hulk, Grey Hulk, Bruce Banner, Multi-Venom, and Red Venom.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

The Downfall of the Avengers Ultimatum pt 4

Peter walked to Draco's chambers, and knocked on the door. The door was made of Adamantium, and the walls and ceiling were made of Vibranium just in case someone tried to break in, or he Hulked out. Draco opened the door. 
"Come in," he said
"I have something for you," Peter said
"What is it?" Draco asked eagerly
"Vibranium armor for the Blue Hulk," Peter said, bringing it out
Draco excitedly snatched it from him.
"Thanks. You're the best."
"Oh these are from all of us."
"Well, give everyone my regards."
"I will."
Peter left the room, feeling good. Suddenly, Peter heard a crash. He ran to Draco's room again. There stood Blue Hulk, in his new Vibranium armor. Peter smiled.
"You look good," he said
"Thanks," he said


***
Blue Hulk had been sent on another minor mission. He needed to track down his so called "son", and kill him. He felt excited to know he had a son. He also felt sad that his son was evil, and the one that turned the AU. He ran with Parker on his back, and Thor and Iron Man in the air. He and they had been on tons of missions together. He had thought he would have Fury's trust by now, but he hadn't. They made it to the AU's new lair. In front of the doors, were She-Hulk, Hercules, Beast, Korg, and Skaar. 

Blue Hulk sneaked up until he was very close. Iron Man attacked first, with his unibeam. The Unibeam did nothing to the monsters. She-Hulk jumped, and brought him down. Peter attacked next. Swinging into Hercules. Blue Hulk flinched when Hercules simply slammed Peter onto the ground. Thor attacked last, he took Hercules down, but Skaar threw him into the water. Now it was Blue Hulk's turn. He jumped and punched Korg in the stomach. The blow sent him flying. Hercules got up, and Blue Hulk punched him back down. Korg had gotten up immediately after Blue Hulk had punched him. Blue Hulk charged up his radioactivity, and punched Korg again. This time, he exploded into bits of rock. Blue Hulk drew his swords. Hercules got up, and charged him again. He easily sliced his head off. She-Hulk attacked him. But he couldn't bare to kill her, so he thumped her on the head. She fell. 

Skaar drew a sword of his own. It was a broadsword, but it was larger than the one that Devil Hulk had used. Skaar's eyes started glowing. He raised his hand to the sky, and lightning came down on Blue Hulk. He absorbed it, and used it against Skaar. Skaar's eyes widened.
"Father?" he said
"Indeed," Blue Hulk answered
He pointed all of his energy into his hands. He threw it all at Skaar. Skaar sat with a hole his stomach. He looked surprised. 
"Father would never do that," he said, "What happened to you father? What happened to Bruce Banner?"
Another image flashed in his mind. This was a woman with a smile on her face.
"Mother," he whispered
Skaar quickly healed, and sliced at Blue Hulk. Blue Hulk held up his swords to block. He sliced at Skaar's sword, and it shattered. He stabbed him in the stomach, and leaned up to his ear.
"I'm sorry, son," he said, a tear running down his cheek
He pulled his sword out, and Skaar fell. His wound healed, but he was poisoned. Blue Hulk picked Thor, and Iron Man up. Peter stood up on his own. Blue Hulk picked him up anyways. He ran all the way back to the Quinjet. Never stopping.

***
The Captain had heard that Blue Hulk had taken all of the enemies on himself, and he killed Skaar. Draco had his head hung low, and he walked slowly. The Captain stopped him.
"What's wrong?" he asked
"I killed my own son," he said, "I'm a terrible father."
"Hey, you didn't kill your daughter," the Captain said, "You still have someone."
"Who was my wife?"
"You mean Skaar's mom?"
"Both."
"Skaar's mother was Caiera the Oldstrong, and Lyra's mother was Thundra."
"Caiera's dead, isn't she?"
"Yes."
"Is Thundra?"
"No."
Draco sighed.
"Thundra's evil. Isn't she?"
"Um, yes."
"Why did I marry her?"
"She worked for the Avengers, and you fell in love with each other. After that, she married the Avengers' enemy."
Draco nodded, and left. The Captain followed him, and stopped him in his tracks.
"I have your reward."
Draco kept walking. The Captain had the honors today, because he didn't go with the team this time. He pulled out an Adamantium dagger.
"Here," he said
Draco stopped to look. He took the dagger.
"Thanks," he said
The Captain watched him walk away. Helpless to what he felt.


***
Stark felt stupid. His Unibeam hadn't done a thing. The girl of all things, took him down. Draco had carried him all the way back while he was unconscious. Draco had taken all 5 of the monsters on, and killed 2 of them, including Skaar.

Draco walked down the hallway to his office. He came in, and stopped right in front of his desk.
"Tell me about my old life," he ordered
"What? Why?" Stark asked
"Nobody else will."
"You won't like it."
"Everyone told me that."
Stark sighed.
"When you were Bruce Banner, you studied Gamma Radiation. One day, you built a Gamma Bomb, and accidentally set it off. Some hormone in your body adapted to the Gamma Radiation, and you became the Hulk. You looked exactly the same, then, except you were green..." he paused
"Go on," Draco said
"You couldn't control yourself while you were the Hulk, but you could restrain his full potential. Then you joined the Avengers, and helped out a lot. Some enemies, however, used you against us while you were Hulk. You married Caiera, and she died, leaving Skaar behind, who thought he was stronger than anyone else. So your wife punished him. He escaped somehow. Then you married Thundra, who worked with the Avengers, but then married the enemy. After that, you started working on Gamma Radiation again. You accidentally set off a machine after that. A man named Emil Blonsky was taking pictures of your office. He became the Abomination. Then You met Betty Ross. She married you because her father died, and she needed you. But her father was brought back to life as the Red Hulk, and intercepted your wedding. You defeated him later, and married Betty. She soon realized that she was dying from Gamma Radiation, and she did. I'm guessing you blamed yourself, and shot yourself in the middle of the sea. Agent Coulter found Hulk laying on the bottom of the sea, and we brought you back to life with radiation. This gave you more powers, and more strength. And it turned you blue. After that, you were Blue Hulk."
Draco said nothing, and walked away.


***
Phil Coulson searched the web for someone who had Hulked out. He found nothing but info on Green Hulk. He searched "Giant Blue Being". That didn't bring anyone up. Something popped up in his notifications. he clicked on it, and it brought up the news. A town had been destroyed because of a "Giant Blue Alien". He checked to see the picture. Sure enough, it was Blue Hulk. They had finally found him after all these years. 
"Agent Smith," Coulson said
"Yes, sir?" Agent Smith replied
"Get me my car."
"Yes sir."
Agent Coulson drove as quickly as he could to get to Draco, sometimes surpassing the speed limit by a ton. He passed something unnaturally dark blue, when he got to the town. He screeched to a stop, and switched to reverse. As he drove backwards, he saw Kazacar standing there. He parked the car, and ran to him. 
"Draco. Where have you been all these years?" he said
"Touring the world," the gamma monster replied
"Can you get back in the car, please? So we can bring you back."
"I have no other place to go. I don't belong anywhere but there," he said with reluctance, "I'll go."
"Thank you. I don't think you can fit in the car like that, though."
Blue Hulk transformed into human form, and Agent Smith gave him clothes. He put them on and got in the car.

***
Fury brought the Quinjet closer to the AU. Before they could even get there, he saw Blue Hulk running towards it, and Thor flying after him. Fury shook his head. Those 2 never understood that they weren't allowed to attack until he or the Captain said to. Blue Hulk emitted radiation, and the AU fell over. It looked angry now. He then noticed the Abomination falling from the ship. Who had let him out? The Abomination fell on top of the AU, but the AU just threw him off. Blue Hulk ran, and caught him before he hit the Quinjet. Blue Hulk had just saved the Abomination's life! He had stopped him from running into the Poison Adamantium needles. The AU ran to Thor, and grabbed him out of the air. He threw him at the needles, and Blue Hulk saved him too. Then, Spiderman and Carnage swung into action. Carnage wrapped the AU in organic webbing, and the AU struggled to get it off. Spiderman did the same with his webslinger. The AU got the webslung webs off easily. He was still working on the organic stuff. That's when all of the Superheroes came out. Apparently the Captain had planned this attack already. The Captain was at the lead, and he rammed the AU in the face with his shield. It cowered in pain. All of the heroes attacked at once. It took out nearly all of them. That's when something miraculous happened. Something green charged toward the group. It rammed into the AU at the same time as the Abomination, and Carnage. A closer look confirmed that it was Skaar.
"Son!" Blue Hulk screamed in joy
Skaar smiled, and used lighting on the AU. It flew back 27 feet. Blue Hulk ran to his son, and gave him a hug. They started talking, and Blue Hulk raised a glowing hand at the same time that Skaar raised a glowing hand. They both used their powers, and kept the AU down. It didn't seem to be affecting anyone else, except for Carnage, but just a little bit.

Blue Hulk raised 2 fiery swords, and sliced down on the AU. It sliced the thing in half. But it instantly healed. Fury aimed, and fired a needle at the AU. It hit it directly in the neck. It sank in, and the AU fell. But it was only asleep. It soon got back up, and charged Blue Hulk while he wasn't looking. This was going to be bad.

***
The Abomination saw the Blue Hulk and found that he wasn't looking while the AU charged. He ran to him, and block a lethal blow. Finally, the Blue Hulk saw, and shot fire at it. The Abomination's muscles hurt.
"You saved my life," Blue Hulk said
"Isn't that what friends are for?"
Blue Hulk snorted.
"You said not to expect it."
"I changed my mind."
Blue Hulk chuckled as they charged the AU together.

***
Carnage saw Blue Hulk and the Abomination charge the AU together. They had suddenly become best buddies. He watched as they saved each other multiple times in a row. Sadly, the fight was lost when the AU knocked both of them back as far as they had brought him. He saw Spiderman go to attack him. He dodged most of the AU's blows. But the AU had his Adamantium claws out. He was about to strike, and Spiderman apparently couldn't sense that. Carnage ran to him, and wrapped the claws with organic webbing. This dulled them, and Spiderman probably felt nothing but a small poke in the back. At this moment, Blue Hulk and the Abomination came charging again. 
"You saved my life," Spiderman said
"Hey. What are friends for?"
Spiderman snorted.
"You said not to expect you to save me."
"I changed my mind."
Spiderman chuckled.
"Good. Because I'm going to need it a lot more now."

***
Blue Hulk charged the AU at the same time as the Abomination, Spiderman, and Carnage. They knocked the AU back over, and Fury pelted it with needles. Blue Hulk sliced it into tiny bits, and took the shield away. He gave it to the Abomination, who rammed the AU every time it started healing. Blue Hulk ran to the Quinjet.
"Do we have any Adamantium jars?" he asked
"Why?" Fury asked
"Because we need to keep the AU's body parts away from each other so they don't heal up."
"Men! Get Blue Hulk here some Adamantium jars!"
"Yes, sir!"
Blue Hulk emerged from the Quinjet, with several Adamantium jars. They placed large pieces of the AU's body into them. Soon the AU was trapped inside many jars. They had defeated the AU.

***
These have been the records of  Peter Parker, Blue Hulk, Tony Stark, Agent Phil Coulson, Nick Fury, The Abomination, and Carnage/Cletus Kasady.

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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

The Downfall of the Avengers Ultimatum pt 3

Bruce rowed out as far as he could. he rowed until he was out of sight. When he got there, he started crying. "How could anyone be so..." he thought for a moment, "Betty."
He cocked the gun and put it to his head. His crying became more severe, and he found that he couldn't shoot himself. Instead, he shot some holes in the boat. As he started drowning, the transformation started.
Hulk was angry. Why was he drowning? Did puny Banner do this? He attempted to swim up, but the current pushed him around. He didn't know which way was up. His life smashed before his eyes. He sank to the bottom of the sea, dead.

***
Agent Coulson drove the submarine in search of Namor. The stupid villain was faster than a submarine, but not faster than a Hulk. Banner had left before anyone could ask him what he was doing. Where had he been for 10 years? He didn't even appear in the news for Hulking out. Suddenly, a flash of green that didn't belong there zoomed past.
He turned the sub. Directly in front of them, was a Hulking figure, laying on the ground dead. A closer look confirmed that it was the Hulk. Banner had killed himself all those years ago.
"Agent Smith," Coulson said, "Pick the Hulk up."
"Yes, sir."
The metallic tentacles grabbed the Hulk around the waist. Banner had finally found a way to commit suicide. They picked him up, and brought him to the surface.

***
Nick watched as about 15 men carried the Hulk in. They put him in the radioactive water, and locked him up. 
"Charge up the radioactivity," Fury said
The scientist pushed a lever up gradually. The water glowed brighter the higher the lever got. When it was finished, the Hulk was blue. They checked for a heart beat, only to find none. They had failed to bring Banner back to life. That was when his eyes opened. A heart beat gradually came up to normal. But then started to increase rapidly. The Blue Hulk smashed the glass in front of him. Oh no. 
"I need an Adamantium needle! Fast!" Fury yelled
***
The Gamma Monster stumbled out of the glass container. Where was he? Who was he? Why was everyone screaming? He had a huge rush of adrenaline come to him immediately. It felt good. He had to do something. He jumped up and down. Everyone stopped screaming. Was he acting strange? He decided to stop.
"Uh, Hi." he said awkwardly 
Everyone looked at him dumbly.
"Um, I uh, Mean you no harm."
That worked. Everyone relaxed. A guy with dark skin and an eye patch walked up to him.
"Welcome to the S.H.I.E.L.D Agency," he said, "I'm Nick Fury."
"Um, thanks. Can you tell me who I am?"
Fury raised an eyebrow.
"You are The Blue Hulk."
"Thanks. So I get to be a secret agent?"
"For now, we need to gain your trust."
"I'm in. What do I need to do?"
"I'll send you in on a minor mission."
***
Fury had sent Thor on this minor mission with Blue Hulk, as Fury called him. It was because his strength was the closest to The Old Hulk's. They had no idea how much strength the Blue Hulk had. Apparently, the Blue Hulk had no memories of his old life. He also didn't have a human form. Blue Hulk followed him into the Leader's office.
"Oh, so who's office is this?" Blue Hulk asked curiously
"Sshh!" Thor hissed
"Oh, sorry," Blue Hulk whispered
They exited into the file room. Surely he had files on the AU's weaknesses. Thor had no idea how to look for files. Apparently, Blue Hulk was skilled in this subject. He easily found the AU files. 
"Weaknesses." Blue Hulk read aloud, "The AU's only weakness is Adamantium, and evil."
Thor heard someone walking up the stairs. 
"We need to go," he whispered
As soon as he said it, the Leader walked into his office. He did not notice them yet.  He sat on his office chair, and fell asleep. Thor sneaked past easily. The Blue Hulk kept on making the floor boards creak, though. On his 3rd step, the Leader woke. 
"What? Who are you? What are you..." then he saw Thor,
He grinned mischievously. 
"Who's your new gamma friend here, Thor?"
"I'm Blue Hulk," the gamma monster answered for him, "And I'm here to smash you."
The Leader smiled again, and ran out the door.
"Guards! Guards!" he yelled throughout the hallway.
Thor threw his hammer, but it missed him. They were going to have to chase him all day.

***
The Leader kept on yelling as loud as he could. He made it to the bottom floor. He was safe here. The walls and the door were made of Adamantium and Vibranium. Suddenly, the ceiling broke, and Blue Hulk jumped through. The Leader ran once again, calling for Red Hulk and Maestro. Thor ran after him, and Blue Hulk stayed, facing the other 2 gamma monsters.
***
Blue Hulk faced the oncoming gamma monsters. He guessed the red one to be Red Hulk, and the Large green one with a long white beard as Maestro. He charged Red Hulk and punched him across the room. He noticed his hands were glowing. He charged up his radioactivity and threw it at Maestro. The Gamma Monster went flying across the room with a hole in his chest. Both Monsters looked shocked. Blue Hulk roared for effect. He slammed his fist against the ground, and a radioactive wave pushed Red Hulk back to the ground. He inhaled a large amount of air, and blew it at a healing Maestro. Thor had given him two large Vibranium swords. He pulled them off of his back and charged once again. Red Hulk was charging at him as well. He sliced at Red Hulk's waist. A "sliced in half" Red Hulk fell to the ground. Maestro charged, and he put the swords on fire. Maestro's charge faltered, and he ran. Blue Hulk ran after him, hot on his tail. 

"Brian!" Maestro yelled
A gamma monster larger than it should be, ran to the corner of the hall. This one had fangs, and glowing eyes. 
"Brian, his eyes are glowing. Like yours. Do you think he's your son?"
Blue Hulk laughed. He didn't have a father. He charged Brian, and Brian charged him. Brian was a little harder to wrestle. He felt something on his shoulder. Brian was sinking his teeth into him. Blue Hulk stabbed him with his flaming sword. But he healed quickly. Brian pulled out a sword of his own. Is was a larger sword. A broadsword. Blue Hulk wasn't scared of this guy. Not at all. He rammed into Brian. He felt nothing as the monster flew across room. Maestro's eyes widened.
"He is your son. It's Bruce. Bruce Banner."
An image of a man with glasses and handsome features appeared in his mind.
He shook it out, and sliced Maestro's head off.

***
Thor broke another vibranium sword that the Leader pulled out. Suddenly, he blacked out.
He woke in a cell with Blue Hulk. The Winter Soldier stood outside of his cell.
"Bucky?" Thor asked, "You're working for the leader?"
"Yeah," he answered, "You got a problem with that?"
"No. How did you get Blue Hulk?"
"Is that his name? He looks exactly like Banner, except he's blue. I got him the same way I got you. He seems to have a weakness for my cold. And my bionic arm."
Blue Hulk growled.
"What do you plan to do with us?"
"Hmph. The Leader wants to drown you."
Thor paled. He needed a plan. He would destroy the ceiling and fly out!
"Leave me." Blue Hulk whispered
"What?"
"Leave me," he said a little louder
"How did you know what I was going to do?"
He shrugged.
"I just knew."
"I can't leave you. You're my friend."
"Just leave me now. I'll escape. Besides, you can't lift me. I know you can't."
Thor sighed. He was right. He swung his hammer and flew out of the ceiling.
***
Blue Hulk sat there still, as the Winter Soldier stared in surprise at the hole in the ceiling. The Leader came in with Red Hulk, Maestro, Brian, and Tyrannus. 
"What is this?!" he screamed at Bucky
"Thor just flew out," he answered
"And you let him?"
"I couldn't stop him sir."
The Leader finally seemed to notice Blue Hulk.
"Bring him."
They brought him outside to a boat. He tried escaping their grasp, but they were too strong. They got in the boat, and brought him to a familiar place. He noticed another Gamma monster with a variety of clothes on. 
"What is this?" he asked, gesturing to it
"This is the AU. The Avengers Ultimatum. It's a hybrid of almost all of the supers in the world. I'm surprised that he hasn't gotten your powers yet. You're unique. You could join us, and save yourself from drowning."
"Never," he spat
"Very well. My fellow gamma friends. Throw him in."
They threw Blue Hulk in the water. Uh oh. He didn't know how to swim. He was going to die. He sank to the bottom. He let his breath go. He could breathe. That was strange. That didn't normally happen. Did it? The boat above started to float away. He jumped out of the water and sent a radiation wave at the boat. A moment later, an explosion sounded. He saw a small green figure jump out of the boat along with a much larger one. The Leader was getting away. With the AU. He had failed.
***
Peter wished he had gone on that mission with Blue Hulk and Thor. They had totally had an adventure. Plus, they had found the AU's weaknesses. According to Thor. Blue Hulk's fight was awesome. Blue Hulk seemed ashamed that he hadn't killed the Leader and the AU. He was excited to give him a reward, however. Fury had given him the honors.
"Hey, Blue Hulk. Buddy, guess what?"
"What is it?"
"I got you something."
Blue Hulk's head perked up.
"What is it?"
"It's a liquid that will give you a human form."
"Sweet!"
He snatched it, and drank with one gulp.
He immediately started getting human skin, and his pants fell off. Soon, he looked like old Bruce Banner.
"Can you get me some pants?"
"Oh, yeah, sure. Here," he said, handing him some white pants and a white suitcoat. 
"Do you have a shirt?"
"Yep," he said, handing him a purple shirt, and a black tie.
He put it on.
"How do I look?"
"You look good uh... What should we call you now?"
"How about Draco. Draco Kazacar."
"Nice to meet you, Draco Kazacar."
He smiled, and walked around a bit.
"I do look nice." he said, "Thanks."
"Anytime."
***
These are the records of; Bruce Banner, Hulk, Agent Coulson, The Leader, Thor, Blue Hulk, Nick Fury, and Peter Parker.

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