The Evil Avengers pt 1

Chapter 1

The Red Avengers

The Red Leader and General Ross held each other up with struggle. They were in the middle of the desert. General Ross panted heavily as they walked. The rest of the gammas had stranded them in the middle of this mess. They were hopeless to surviving. Just then, General Ross gasped a bit louder than usual.

"What is it my friend?" Red Leader asked, "Are you dying?"

"No," Ross replied, "Does that look like human figured to you?"

Red Leader looked a bit closer to confirm what Ross had said.

"I think it's just a mirage," he said pointing at the shadow of 2 figures in the distance

"Well if I can see it," Ross said, "And you can see it. Then how would that be a mirage?"

Red Leader pondered on how stupid that had sounded. The figures looked much closer now. They were doing the same thing as Red Leader and Ross.

Red Leader laughed. They had finally found someone. Hallelujah. He laughed louder only to cough because of his dry throat. Ross laughed with him the second time, but started coughing earlier. Red Leader tried to run, but the fastest he could don was stroll. Ross was having less success. As Red Leader started running faster, Ross let go and fell to the ground. Red Leader kept running, and Ross got up. He grunted from the strain. Red Leader tripped and fell. Just in time, too. Red Hulk roared and jumped right where Red Leader would have been if he hadn't fallen at that exact moment.

He stood in place, shocked. Red Hulk ran toward the dark figures roaring as he went. 

Great, Red Leader thought, That's not going to help.

He staggered toward the figures slowly. they were going to run way once they saw Red Hulk. When Red Leader got there, he saw a large man in red armor and a smaller man...
Deadpool!
Red Leader laughed yet again. Only to cough again.
"Red Hulk!" he snapped, "You know I don't like  it when you attack without permission."
Red Hulk whimpered.
"That's what I thought," Red Leader said, "Hello, friends! Hello Deadpool and..."
"Crimson Dynamo," the man in red armor answered in a deep metallic voice
"Ah yes, Crimson Dynamo! What are you doing in this part of the desert?"
"Shouldn't we ask you the same?" Deadpool replied
"Ah!" Red Leader exclaimed, "Point taken. Me and my friend Red Hulk were stranded by the rest of the gamma team. They will probably die without my genius."
"Same thing here," Crimson Dynamo said, "I was stranded by my best buddy, and Deadpool was stranded by team Deadpool."
"Ah, my sorrow is expressed," Red Leader said, "How shall I help?"
"You could use your genius to build us a ship out here."
"Ah! That I will do. I will need something in return, however."
"Anything we can produce at the moment."
"Water."
"That we have," Deadpool said, producing a large bottle of water from his pack
Red Leader snatched the bottle from Deadpool, taking large greedy gulps. When he was finished he handed the bottle back to Deadpool.
"Now! I shall use my genius to  build a sh.." he was cut off by yelling--women yelling
He looked to his left to see two women running at them. One of them that was particularly large, held a chain and spike ball. 

Red Leader screamed like a little girl. 

***

Elektra chuckled once Red Leader managed to look up again.

"What?" he asked, "My natural instinct when there's danger around is to run and scream. I hadn't the slightest idea that you were going to recognize Crimson Dynamo."

Elektra chuckled again. Thundra screamed. She got up quickly as lightning, and ran to Red Hulk's side. Thundra was being held in a choke-hold by a man in black.

"Punisher!" Red Leader said, "I haven't seen you in years! Whatever happened to you?"

Punisher stood, and released Thundra from the choke-hold.

"This is your friend?" he asked

"It is indeed," Red Leader said, "Since we're all here, why don't we make a team name!"

"We're a team?" Deadpool asked

"Indeed, since we can't do anything else."

"What are we going to call ourselves then?" Thundra asked, scowling at Punisher

"How about Red Avengers?" Elektra asked

"We shouldn't take the name of our enemies," Thaddeus Ross said

"How about Code Red?" Crimson Dynamo asked

"Good idea," Red Leader said, "We are now..." he paused to let everyone join in

"CODE RED!" They all yelled at the same time

Elektra knew they were going to make a good team.

Chapter 2

The Dark Avengers

Death stared the computer down with obvious boredom. He saw someone onscreen that was robbing the bank. He watched curiously, finding the man to be the renown Green Goblin. He lifted a bank vault off the ground, and threw it at helpless security guards. Better yet, he laughed at them. His armor punched through another bank vault and took the money from inside. He probably needed it for a boost in his company. His son, Harry Osborn had become another Green Goblin, but he was one of the Avengers. Death growled.

On another screen, a large gamma monster with a tattoo on his arm, and a sword in his hand(Later found to be Skaar), fought the Hulk with the help of a much smaller man with a green suit on and a scorpion tail.  on yet another screen, he saw the man known as Power Man fighting Captain America. Sentry was fighting the Iron Spider and Red Venom. U.S. Agent was fighting Captain America's clone Their shields clanged as they fought. Moonstone/ Ms. Marvel was fighting Moondragon. Thor... no Ragnarok and Ares were fighting Thor. Victoria Hand was fighting Black Widow. Those two were locked in hand-to-hand combat. Bullseye and Trickshot were locked in hand-to-hand combat as well with Hawk-Eye. Gorgon and Superia were in combat with Wolverine. Dark Spiderman was slinging webs around Spiderman. Toxie Doxie and Scarlet Witch were in combat with the scarlet and pink matter that was coming from their hands. Only after looking over the screens with glamour did he notice that he was overlooking the opportunity of a life time. He could make a team more powerful than the Avengers. The Dark Avengers!

He sought out Osborn first. He would find them all, and team them up to make a team of Dark Avengers. Osborn was in the bank causing more commotion than ever, but his son was fighting him... and he was losing. Death ran yelling his war cry and stabbing Harry Osborn in the stomach. He grimaced and fell. Norman looked at his wounded son on the ground, and then looked at Death. Death bowed.
"Hello, Norman," Death said, "I've come to fetch you for the team."
"Who are you? What do you want?" Norman replied
"I'm Death, and I'm here to get you to join our team of Dark Avengers."
"Dark Avengers?"
"Indeed."
"I agree."
"Ah! Welcome! You're the first member."
"I am?"
"Indeed."
Norman chuckled.
"What do I need to do?"

***

Norman walked beside Death... literally. He stalked the huge Gamma Monster. He circled it as if it were his prey. The large monster sniffed the air and growled. He swiveled toward Norman and Death. 

"I know you're there Death. What do you want with me?"

Norman came out of the shadows.

"We want you to join our team," he said

"What team?"

"A team against the Avengers."

"How do I know this isn't a trick?"

"I swear upon my life that this isn't a trick."

"I will join."

"Excellent! Shall we go fetch Power Man?"

"Aye," Death replied, coming out of the shadows, "Let's give you the honors, Skaar."

Skaar smiled.

"As you wish," he said

***

Skaar watched Power Man fight Captain America. He threw punch after punch. The Green Goblin sneaked up behind Captain America and punched him in the head. Captain America fell to the floor. He got back up and Skaar THUNKED him on the head. He looked at Power Man.

"Who are you?" Power Man asked, "What do you want?"

Norman snorted and chuckled. 

"I'm Skaar, and that's..."

"The Green Goblin. I know him. What do you want with me?"

"We came to get you on the team."

"What team?"

"The Dark Avengers."

"I agree."

"Excellent!" the Green Goblin said chuckling, "Shall we retrieve Sentry?"

"We should," Power Man said

"Very Well. Let's get going. Will you do the honors, Power Man?"

Power Man smiled.

"Anytime, Osborn."

***

Power Man simply walked toward the fighting Sentry, Iron Spider, and Red Venom. Red Venom looked up. Luke grinned. He punched Red Venom in the face. He stood there still. Then he exploded. Just kidding he didn't explode. Just trying to get you excited about the next part and see what happens after that. Ahem. Red Venom fell to the ground unconscious. The Iron Spider took one look, and ran away. Luke burst out laughing. But then he got punched. By whom you ask? Why by the Grey Goblin. Gabriel Stacy. Gabriel Stacy was the second born son of Norman Osborn. He was otherwise known as American Son. Gabriel was much stronger than Norman in his Goblin Armor. He was able to withstand much more as well. The Green Goblin cursed under his breath, and went into action. He hopped on his goblin glider and went on hand to hand combat with his son.
"If only I had never given birth to you, he told the Grey Goblin. Both the Grey Goblin and the Green Goblin were on their goblin gliders. The Grey Goblin was younger, but as a child, he had had a accelerated aging factor, causing him to age 2 to 3 years in one year chronologically.

But Grey Goblin had more experience with hand-to-hand combat. Grey Goblin knocked the Green Goblin off of his goblin glider. But when Skaar advanced toward him, he flew off. Skaar looked at Luke. Luke held out his hand, and Sentry took it. A light burned in between their hands.
"You do understand that I'm nearly invulnerable, right?" Luke asked
Sentry frowned, and let go of his hand.
"We're here to recruit you, if you were wondering," Skaar said
Sentry's mouth was open as if to say something at that moment, but he closed it. When he opened it again, Skaar interrupted again.
"Recruit you to what you ask? Why, the Dark Avengers."
Sentry's mouth closed again. Then it opened again.
"Wondering why we're doing this?" Skaar interrupted yet again
Sentry cut him off.
"So we can create a large group of villains that will take over the world."
"Uh, yes," Skaar said, "That's correct."
"I'll get the next person."
Skaar frowned.
"Fine," he said
Power Man smiled and looked over to Sentry.
"I'm no longer the Golden Guardian of Good. My wife has died. I want revenge."
Power Man did too.

***

U.S Agent slammed his shield into Captain America's clone repeatedly. The clone barely held against the attacks. Finally, the clone's shield shattered into tiny bits of Adamantium. U.S Agent kicked the clone to the ground, and had some fun with him. Suddenly, a large figure jumped out from behind and punched the clone in the face, knocking him out. U.S Agent looked up and frowned. Sentry stood in front of him, smiling. U.S Agent slammed his shield in his face, and heard a large, satisfying CRACK! Sentry held his bleeding nose, and scowled at U.S Agent. 

"I was just here to recruit you," he said, "But now I'm having second thoughts."

U.S Agent snorted.

"Recruit me for the Avengers? No way."

"Not for the Avengers, but for the Dark Avengers," Sentry replied, taking his hands off of his now healed nose

"Dark Avengers?"

"Yes, we're the group of villains that will take over the world, and make it like it's supposed to be."

"I'm in."

"Really? That quickly? Just like that?"

"Yep."

"You get to fetch Moonstone."

"That hottie? No problem."

Sentry chuckled.

"Yeah, no problem."

***

Moonstone hooked Moondragon in the face. They fought in hand on hand combat for a little while, then a blast of golden energy hit Moondragon, and Captain America came out from behind a pillar. Moonstone produced a massive amount of energy and blasted him with it. He held up his shield, and Moonstone noticed it was shaped differently than Captain America's.

"Who are you?" she said after the light was gone

"I'm U.S Agent..."

"U.S Agent? What kind of a name is that?"

U.S Agent ignored her.

"I'm a member of the Dark Avengers, and I'm here to recruit you."

"Dark Avengers? If you're a villain, then how come you work for the Avengers?"
"That's about the stupidest question I've ever heard. Come on."
"U.S Agent grumbled, but followed. They retrieved Ragnarok, Victoria Hand, Bullseye, Trickshot, Gorgon, Superia, Dark Spiderman, and Toxie Doxie.

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